Ah, reptilians, a classic of the conspiracy-theory genre. Compared to the frustrating obstinacy of 9/11 truthers or the mundanity of moon landing deniers, there's something beautiful about the fervent ...

As 12 million Americans "know," the United States government is run by lizard people (or, to be scientifically accurate, reptilians). But they never said which members of the government are the ...