We have some fun jokes that will keep your family ... A Christmas Quacker. Q. What does Santa's cat want this season? A. Some new "claus"! Q. What did the cow say for the holidays?

If you're looking to stock up your holiday quip arsenal, we've got you covered with jokes for kids of all ages. Q: Why don’t you ever see Santa Claus in the hospital? A: He has private elf care.